Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Germ Grievance

date:January 19th 2010

To the girl in the third floor hallway of Spes Unica:

Thanks a lot for coughing all over me as you passed. I tried to give you a dirty look but you wouldn't meet my angry gaze.

Just so you know, I know what you look like and will be searching for you and your trendy pink polka-dot backpack if I end up getting sick.

Next time, cough into your hand or into your sleeve, not into someone's face. At least turn your head.

You're disgusting,
<3 Mary

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