celebrity sunday!

Dear Taylor Swift,

I'm gonna let you finish but, just thought you should know, Romeo and Juliet die at the end of Shakespeare's ever-so-romantic "love story." They commit suicide. It is deeply tragic. Unless you and your "Romeo" plan on poisoning yourselves in a double grave, perhaps you should consider a more accurate metaphor. Or change the lyrics. Romeo take me somewhere we can kill ourselves, I'll bring the knife and you bring the poison, it's a fucking tragedy, baby just say yes!

P.S. Romeo and Juliet were not royalty, so you should probably stop referring to them as the prince and the princess. God, at least read the Sparknotes or something.

welcome

I decided to create this blog so that I can rant about dumbasses and bastards. Today at lunch, I overheard two nursing majors discussing their friend who has swine flu. Their conversation went something like this:

Nursing Major #1: So did you hear Mary got swine flu?
Nursing Major #2: Oh my god, yeah, it's cause her room is so messy.
Nursing Major #1: I know! She never cleans it so there are so many places for bacteria to hide and wait.
Nursing Major #2: Yeah, and her room is right across from mine, so I have to keep my door closed so the germs don't waft in.
Nursing Major #1: You're probably still gonna get it though, cause the bacteria can sneak under the door.
Nursing Major #2: Oh yeah, fuck.

Strange, I always thought swine flu was caused by the H1N1 virus, but I guess it's actually caused by bacteria. They're devious bacteria bastards too- sneaking under the door, hiding in my messy room, just waiting to infect me. Shit. There's just no escape. I should have asked those future medical professionals how to protect myself against that sneaky little swine flu bacteria. Fuck, we're all screwed.